[Freemanlist2] Best joke of 2010-- so far

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Mon Apr 26 13:48:43 CDT 2010




Best joke of 2010-- so far
 
 
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. 
 
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. 
 
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. 
 
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. 
 
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. 
 
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. 
 
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

 
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